CHELONIA

Are you lost friend?

We Chelonians believe in a utopian society called Chelonia, believing that the only way to be truly safe from the evils of current-day America is to dedicate everything to our cult. We hold the turtle in very high regard and consider it to be sacred, believing it to be an ancient holy animal that should never be harmed.

Turtle

JUST look at yourselves

Turtle

WE ARE

CHELONIANS!

The Chelonians' act of binding together to form a "shell of safety" is likely inspired by the Testudo formation used by the Roman Army. In addition to them having the same structure and general purpose, "Testudo" in Latin translates to "Tortoise", which is itself a type of turtle – the animal considered sacred by the cult.


CHELONOMICS

Snake Necked Turtle

Supply

1,000,000,000 CHELONIA


TAX: 0%


FOR EVERY CHELONIAN BOUGHT, ONE IS BURNED UNTIL WE REACH CHELONIA! WE’LL DO THIS MANUALLY BECAUSE THIS IS CHELONIA


REMAINING CHELONIA:


498,950,000 CHELONIA


LP: Burned

Freeze Auth: Burned

Mint Auth: Burned

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Join Chelonia

BELIEFS

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The religion was founded in the late 1700s and came to be led by Anders Helgerson at some point prior to 1899.


While headquartered in Boston, they soon became established in the northern New Hanover region, where they actively recruited young and able men, something which made them extremely unpopular amongst the local populace.

Form the Shell of Safety

Just look at Yourselves

We are Chelonia!

The Turtle is Sacred

Chelonia awaits YOU!

Hawksbill Turtle

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FAQs

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Why Chelonia?

The word "Chelonia" is the other name of the taxonomic order Testudines, which encompasses all 14 families of 356 known species of extant turtles.

Chelonian Socials

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